Saturday, July 4, 2009

happy f*** of july


Though three out of four prongs on this fork are melted, perhaps from some very, very hot Cup Noodles (TM), perhaps from a preliminary firework test, the fourth prong is holding out well. The utensil is in high spirits, even "happy."

Friday, July 3, 2009

DAY 99!


This little nugget has made it all the way out the door and down a flight of stairs, surviving multiple hose-downs (approx 12) and loose sweepings.

CHAMP!

The Great, Yet Tragic, Battle of Ought Seven






Thursday, July 2, 2009

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Appreciation, IV: The Hilary Duff Christmas Shrine

These sit at the base of the stairway. Every day, many times a day, the passerby is graced with this stunning, yet festive, fusion of visual teasers. The most exciting part about this choice placement, so close to the final staging trashcan, is that I am left wondering whether it will one day be re-integrated among the apartment fixtures, or simply make it the rest of the way to the dumpster. Most likely.... neither.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

...except for this



the most unlikely party dropping because:
  1. this trash was dropped up
  2. bananas at a party

PARTY !!!!!










This is totally amazing.

My neighbors rented some bright lights and a DJ and threw a big loud party; a 21st birthday party (actually incredibly sweet). The building's breakers were not down with the power needs for the party, so one guy at the party tapped into some amazing jimmy-rigging skills to bypass the breakers, somehow using this yellow cut-off.

The amazing part was the fact that the whole thing materialized in a couple of hours and disappeared without a trace. Not a bit of residue, aside from this power cord.