Saturday, July 4, 2009

happy f*** of july


Though three out of four prongs on this fork are melted, perhaps from some very, very hot Cup Noodles (TM), perhaps from a preliminary firework test, the fourth prong is holding out well. The utensil is in high spirits, even "happy."

Friday, July 3, 2009

DAY 99!


This little nugget has made it all the way out the door and down a flight of stairs, surviving multiple hose-downs (approx 12) and loose sweepings.

CHAMP!

The Great, Yet Tragic, Battle of Ought Seven






Thursday, July 2, 2009

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Appreciation, IV: The Hilary Duff Christmas Shrine

These sit at the base of the stairway. Every day, many times a day, the passerby is graced with this stunning, yet festive, fusion of visual teasers. The most exciting part about this choice placement, so close to the final staging trashcan, is that I am left wondering whether it will one day be re-integrated among the apartment fixtures, or simply make it the rest of the way to the dumpster. Most likely.... neither.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

...except for this



the most unlikely party dropping because:
  1. this trash was dropped up
  2. bananas at a party

PARTY !!!!!










This is totally amazing.

My neighbors rented some bright lights and a DJ and threw a big loud party; a 21st birthday party (actually incredibly sweet). The building's breakers were not down with the power needs for the party, so one guy at the party tapped into some amazing jimmy-rigging skills to bypass the breakers, somehow using this yellow cut-off.

The amazing part was the fact that the whole thing materialized in a couple of hours and disappeared without a trace. Not a bit of residue, aside from this power cord.

Friday, June 26, 2009

more halloween

Lion Costume?

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

but it just keeps on going...

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CLEEEEEEEEEEANED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In an unprecedented move, the neighbors hired a man to clean off the roof, the same man, incidentally, who had previously washed my car with Coke, but that's another story. This man later reported that the roof was covered with dog poo, which I had already noticed. He went on to report that such waste should not be allowed to accumulate as it is "very bad for the roof."

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Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Monday, June 22, 2009

Saturday, June 20, 2009

hats off

easy pieces

Friday, June 19, 2009

Victor Metal

Thursday, June 18, 2009

business / pleasure

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props

No more sticky mess.

It looks and feels so much like crusty pasta... but what could it be?

Answer appears 2 weeks later....

and this is where it all goes...

wet trash, residue from the washing of stairs.

why use a broom when you can hose it down?

this water was left running for 2-3 days.
Below, water drips from the ceiling.

almost there... almost there...

staging