Saturday, July 18, 2009
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Sunday, July 12, 2009
HE CAME, HE SAW, HE KICKED ITS ASS.
THE EXTERMINATOR CAME TODAY.
He said he was "disgusted" and explained that a clean home is a roach-free home.
The neighbors really took it to heart, cleaning fervently.
COULD IT BE THE END OF THE BLOG?!!?!???
Thursday, July 9, 2009
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Saturday, July 4, 2009
happy f*** of july
Though three out of four prongs on this fork are melted, perhaps from some very, very hot Cup Noodles (TM), perhaps from a preliminary firework test, the fourth prong is holding out well. The utensil is in high spirits, even "happy."
Friday, July 3, 2009
DAY 99!
This little nugget has made it all the way out the door and down a flight of stairs, surviving multiple hose-downs (approx 12) and loose sweepings.
CHAMP!
Thursday, July 2, 2009
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Appreciation, IV: The Hilary Duff Christmas Shrine
These sit at the base of the stairway. Every day, many times a day, the passerby is graced with this stunning, yet festive, fusion of visual teasers. The most exciting part about this choice placement, so close to the final staging trashcan, is that I am left wondering whether it will one day be re-integrated among the apartment fixtures, or simply make it the rest of the way to the dumpster. Most likely.... neither.
Monday, June 29, 2009
and the answer to that mysterious crunchy stuff on the step is...
CUP NOODLES!
not to be confused with Cup-O-Noodles.
The Original.
Sunday, June 28, 2009
...except for this
the most unlikely party dropping because:
- this trash was dropped up
- bananas at a party
PARTY !!!!!
This is totally amazing.
My neighbors rented some bright lights and a DJ and threw a big loud party; a 21st birthday party (actually incredibly sweet). The building's breakers were not down with the power needs for the party, so one guy at the party tapped into some amazing jimmy-rigging skills to bypass the breakers, somehow using this yellow cut-off.
The amazing part was the fact that the whole thing materialized in a couple of hours and disappeared without a trace. Not a bit of residue, aside from this power cord.
Friday, June 26, 2009
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
CLEEEEEEEEEEANED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In an unprecedented move, the neighbors hired a man to clean off the roof, the same man, incidentally, who had previously washed my car with Coke, but that's another story. This man later reported that the roof was covered with dog poo, which I had already noticed. He went on to report that such waste should not be allowed to accumulate as it is "very bad for the roof."
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Monday, June 22, 2009
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